I wish my wallet was as fat as I am
I feel like school isn’t even about learning anymore, it’s about getting good grades
girl scouts are letting in trans* girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas
boy scouts are just now allowing gays in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gays and straights in different tents. also they still ban atheists,
girl scouts: 10000 boy scouts: 0
His OTP just got engaged. He’s understandably in fangirl mode.
The Great Unanswered Question:
What the hell happens to every country on the planet that isn’t the US in YA dystopias
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
Girls are really lizard people?
Would you care for some refreshments?
oh that’s cool they made the bottles look melted into the gr-